I recently discovered a fantastic blog, called (Mostly) Yummy Mummy, that I'm attempting to read from start to finish (although I'm going backwards!), and the most recent post is this excellent TAG, A-Z of me. I believe I've done something in the past with a similar title, but these questions and the design of the TAG really appealed to me. Jamie is at his Nanny's for the night, Colin's playing computer games and I'm sat here with a pile of home-made cookies, so I figured why on earth not?!
ANORAK…Do you have a sad side?
Oh I most definitely do. Although, I suppose it's all relative, and what some people find 'sad', others will not. I think a lot of my 'real life' friends would find my total and utter addiction to the Internet somewhat 'anoraky' (yes, that IS a word), and probably think it's sad that I appear to have such a dependency on it, whereas friends I've met 'online' obviously derive as much enjoyment from the World Wide Web as I do. I can also be really anal about certain things having to be perfect and 'just so', despite seemingly living in a world of chaos. I guess everyone has a sad side really...each to their own?!
BODY…What physical attribute would you most like to change?
Oh now that's a controversial question, and probably one that I will take too seriously and answer in too much depth. Since becoming a Mummy, my body has obviously encountered quite possibly the most demanding changes it ever will, and whilst I'm sure my insides all ended up in the correct fashion again, the outside certainly did not. My stomach is rather 'saggy', riddled with stretch marks and I also have my c-section scar, so I think that is the area that I'd most like to change, however, my boobs took just as much as a battering, and my body confidence is significantly reduced because of how I now feel about the way they look. Having said all of this, my body has given me my child, and now tells that story, and perhaps it would be somehow wrong to want or try to change it? Anyhow, given that this is mostly hypothetical, perhaps I could change my torso, that counts as a physical attribute, right?!
CELEBRITY…Which one would you most like to date and why?
I'll give you one guess. It starts with Ed and ends with Westwick. Got it? That's right, Ed Westwick. GOOD GOD THE MAN IS HOT!
DEBUT …Tell us about your first ever blog post. What made you start blogging?
I've been blogging since December 2008, quite an achievement I think! I absolutely love my blog, and despite some brief relapses when time has not been on my side, I've been pretty consistent, and can't ever see myself not coming to update my little piece of the Internet. It's my place to express my creativity, I simply love to write, and if I've got the time, energy and am passionate enough about the subject matter then I'll happily blog for hours. I initially began blogging after discovering the, somewhat less established, online beauty community, via blogs and YouTube videos, and liking what I saw thought I'd try my hand at it too. My blog is now more general lifestyle, but I think that's been a natural progression, and definitely something I feel comfortable with.
ERROR …What’s been your biggest regret?
I think it's healthier to live your life without having regrets. Ultimately, I do believe that everything happens for a reason, be it a lesson to be learnt from a certain situation, or an opportunity to change the current course of your life. I wish some things from the past had perhaps played out slightly differently, or that circumstances could have been changed, but I definitely don't regret a single thing.
FUNNY – who’s making you laugh?
At the moment, Jamie. He is literally hilarious, his personality is blossoming, and he really has learnt that not only can he find things funny, but that he can be funny and make people laugh. Too cute. I'm also loving watching Fresh Meat on Channel 4 and Spy on Sky1 HD, those shows really make me laugh!
GRAND…If we gave you one right now what would you spend it on?
Nothing actually, I'd be incredibly boring sensible and put it into our (currently non existent) savings. Money is very tight at the moment, and until our circumstances change for the better, as much as I'd love to blow a grand on frivolities, I just couldn't justify that (even hypothetically).
HOLIDAY… What’s your favourite destination?
Although my recent holiday to Devon is my favourite (only) family holiday, I'd say Grenada still tops it, purely in terms of it being an exotic, beautiful and hot Caribbean island, as opposed to a lovely, picturesque part England.
IRRITATE… What’s your most annoying habit?
I asked Colin, and he said farting in bed. CHARMING! I retorted that it's hardly a habit, I'm asleep, besides, he'd have to prove it before I believe it! So, according to him, my most annoying habits are running my hands through my hair then throwing the hairs on the floor, pulling my eyebrows out and flicking them on the floor, and picking my nail varnish off...and putting it on the floor! In my defence, I hoover daily!
JOKER…Whats your favourite joke {the one that makes you laugh every time you hear it}?
The only joke I can ever remember in it's entirety is from an (awful) childhood joke book. Are you ready for it?! It's a goodun... Why did the skeleton leave the body shop? Because there was no body in there. BOOM BOOM.
KENNEL… Do you have any pets?
I often think cleaning up after Colin and Jamie is akin to having pets, but if this is meaning pets of the four legged or winged variety, no I don't. I did have two ill fated goldfish, back when I was at University, called Glitter and Sparkles no less. I definitely couldn't handle the mess and stress of having actual animals in the house, besides, cats literally hate me, and that is all Colin would entertain owning.
LOVE…Are you single, married, engaged, living with a long term partner?
Living with a long term partner. Waiting to be married. Hint hint, wink wink.
MEAL… Whats your ultimate starter, main and dessert?
Golly gosh, now THAT is a question. The starter to end all other starters is most definitely baked Camembert with roasted garlic and ciabatta. For mains, I'm actually quite flexible, and there are many, many meals that I really do love, but the one I'd pick at the moment, given it's still relatively fresh in my mind and taste buds is
this Monkfish delight. For dessert, I'm most likely to go with some kind of ridiculously over sized and sickly ice cream sundae.
NOW…If you could be anywhere right now where would you be and who with?
Snuggled up with my boys, on a lovely, peaceful holiday somewhere far, far away from the stresses and strains of day to day life.
OFF DUTY…What do you do in your spare time?
Spare time? Remind me again what that is? Somewhat of a novelty, but I blog, I bathe, I read (rarely, but I do try) and I bake.
PROUD MOMENTS …What are you most proud of?
In chronological order, my GCSE's, my degree, my relationship and my son. I could beam with pride. In fact, I do :)
QUEASY …What turns your stomach?
Vomit is the only thing I'm really queasy about. I'm not brilliant with blood or open wounds, or excessive poop for that matter, but being a Mummy I'm going to have to just suck it up and deal with them!
RELAX…How do you relax?
Lying in a hot, bubbly bath with a book, or some blogs to read on my iPhone, and a glass of wine until the water goes cold.
SONG…Whats your favourite song of all time?
I don't think I could possibly pick. I love far too many songs, and so many have such sentimental value too. Music is such an emotive and provocative thing.
TIME …If you could go back in time and relive it again, when would you choose?
I don't think I would. Perhaps my childhood family holidays, or even just being so happily encompassed in the naive bubble wrap that was my youth, it'd be fantastic to be carefree again, although nothing really compares to the life that I'm living in the here and now.
UNKNOWN…Tell us something about yourself that no one else knows?
I have a birthmark on my ankle that kind of just looks like dirt. In fact, I vividly recall a childhood bath where my Mum told me to scrub my feet better because there was still a mark on there!
VOCAL…. Who is your favourite artist?
Probably Adele, or Olly Murs, or Dizzee Rascal...or Nirvana. How could I ever chose when there are so many fantastic music artists out there. Decisions have never been a strong point of mine.
WORK….. What is your dream job, and are you doing it now?
At the moment I'm doing the best, but most undervalued, job in the world. I'm a Mummy. A housewife too technically, but the household chores I could take or leave! Being able to bring up my son, and spend as much time with him as I possibly can, is a lifelong dream, and now I'm fulfilling it and it feels great. It's not easy mind you, don't look upon this with rose tinted spectacles, oh no, but honestly, raising my child is the only job that will ever totally satisfy me.
XRAY…Any broken bones?
Nope, never. I think the only X-Rays I've ever had have been for dental work. Thankfully. Perhaps I should add 'touch wood' onto the end, just in case!
YIKES…What’s been your most embarrassing moment?
Being as clumsy and accident prone as myself, it'd be hard not to go through life, or perhaps even a day, without an embarrassing incident occurring. Something that still haunts me to this day though is tripping over a wire in my science classroom at school, and managing to ruin an ENTIRE chemistry experiment. Oh the shame. Mortified does not even close to explaining it, and when you factor in how bright red I used to turn when embarrassed at school, the ritual taunting and humiliation I endured for months afterwards was horrendous.
ZOO…. If you were an animal, which one would you be?
A monkey, they just seem to get away with anything.